Mega Salad Stomps Tokyo, Athens, and Rome!

“Look! There! Rising from the deep! It’s an atavistic giant come to stomp our beloved city! Arghhhhh!”

Imagine that being heard in Japanese, Greek, and Italian. Also imagine that said beast is collecting elements for dinner from these places rather than causing massive property damage.

Godzilla sidles up to the local grocer, “Pardon me. […]